Believe it or not, this is an elf. An elf made from cutting two cups from a paper-mache egg carton and making a head. An elf with pillars cut from the carton for a hat and a nose. An elf with hands and feet cut from the lid of the carton. An elf with a large spool for a body and yarn for hair. An elf painted green. An elf with paper eyes that were cut out and glued on. An elf with issues.
Happy St. Patick's Day.
