1. pull a knee-high stocking inside out, over your hair. Tie a knot close to your head in the extra part of the stocking.Take off the stocking and turn it right-side out. Stretch the stocking over a large beverage container, say, a bottle of Jack. Start getting in the right frame of mind.
2. Cut pieces of yarn 16 to 20 inches long. Hold a small pinch of stocking in your fingers. Gently poke a crochet hook through the stocking. Place a piece of yarn on the hook and pull it through the hole. Tie knot in the yarn.
3. Continue to cover the stocking with pieces of yarn.
4. Walk around saying "I'm Axl Rose. Turn around bitch I got a use for you."
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5. Alienate your friends.
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