You may think this is a clever idea for putting everyone's names on their drinks during a Halloween party, but oh how wrong you are!
Before said party, prepare. Cleanse your body thoroughly. Remove all earthly impurities. Then draw and cut out a ghost shape from paper. Draw eyes and a round mouth. At the party, find that asshole Larry's drink and impale "Larry" right through the mouth. Message sent. Leave party. Back home, imagine Larry's reaction upon returning to find his drink. Cleanse yourself again.
To crank it up a notch, see below.
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